(Jeffy Grunting)
Jeffy what are you doing?
I'm trying to pull my head off, Daddy.
(grunting continues)
Wha- Why?
Jeffy: I don't know.
(grunting continues)
- Wait - Jeffy, stop it, you're gonna hurt yourself.
No, daddy, my head to come off!.
Jeffy, it's not gonna come off!. Stop it.
Yes, it will daddy.
*Fartcation*
Oh!
Well, I done ship myself, daddy!
My pants are all full of fuck.
Well, Jeffy, you're going to have to sit in it.
S-Stop it, Jeffy!
Tag, you're it.
Jeffy, I'm not playing tag--
Tag, you're it.
I'm not playing ta-
Tag, you're it.
Jeffy, I'm not gonna play tag-
Tag, you're it.
I'm not playing.
Tag, you're it.
Jeffy,-
Tag, you're it.
I said- I'm not-
Tag, you're it.
Tag, you're it. x3
Jeffy, I'm not playing! Tag, you're it!
(Jeffy Screaming)
I'M IT!
AHH...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH......
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH......
*crash*
Wha-,Whoa- Jeffy, what was that?!
(Jeffy Groans in Pain)
Jeffy, what was that noise!?
Whoa- Woah- What?
JEFFY!
YOU BUST A HOLE IN THE WALL, JEFFY!?
Daddy, come here.
Well what is it Jeffy?!
Tag you're it.
Wait-, Jeffy it's not time to play tag! You bust a hole in the wall and you broke your helmet?!
Broke my helmet?
Yeah Jeffy, you broke your helmet.-,
(gasps)
My helmet's broken, daddy!-,
Well, Jeffy you broke your helmet.-,
I didn't break my helmet daddy, the wall did.
Wh- Jeffy you run into the wall-eh-well your helmet's broken so I hope you're happy now.
(cries)
DADDY I WANT MY HELMET FIXED RIGHT NOW!
a-, jeff-,
A-alright fine Jeffy, we'll try and put it back together.
C-come on!
*sigh*
*sigh it contipation*
Jeffy, I don't know how we are gonna fix your helmet, you broke it into so many peices!
Well, how many pieces, daddy?
*Insert Dora reference here Slurp*
Kids, can you help Jeffy find out how many pieces Jeffy broke his helmet into?
Rogue (Off-screen): Boo! This sucks!
*Rogue Tomato Red Jeffy and Mario loop Pain*
Where's Mr.Pig?
Wel-, he's dead-!
Well, there's four pieces 'jeffy', four pieces of your helmet.
Well daddy, you need to fix it. 'I need my helmet back'!
Well Jeffy, aren't you a little old for your helmet? I think you outgrew it.
No daddy, 'cause what's gonna protect my head when I hit myself with a hammer?
Well, just, don't hit yourself with a hammer Jeffy.
AH! AHH! AHHH! AHHHH!
Jeffy stop it!
I can't, daddy.
(Pains)
I'm gonna get you a hat. x2
A hat?
Ye-, yeah, like what I'm wearing Jeffy.
Look-, look-, look-, lemme get you some hats and you can try 'em on, ok?
Ok, daddy.
Alright Jeffy, there are two hats to choose from, the one that I wear and this one right here.
Well, daddy, I already found a hat.
(Oh Damn)
Jeffy, you're not wearing that nhat!
It 'says', hoes daddy.
I know, what it says.
I get fat hoes daddy-I'm talking fat tubby toast hoes.
Wel- Jeffy you're not wearing that hat so take it off.
Well daddy, I need my helmet fixed-if you don't get me a new helmet, I'm gonna hit myself in the head with a. hammer.
Wait- Jeffy, stop it! I'm- I'm gonna go to the store and try to buy you a new one.
(Pains.)
*ToysRus/BabiesRus*-[GROCERY STORE]
Ok, helmets, helmets! Do they have any helmets?
Oh-, wh-, they don't have any helmets are you kidding me? Uh- excuse me sir, do you work here?
Does it look like I work here?
Uh, what are you doing here then?
I'm just here for the kids.
(Pedo Thomas Slurp Pain R.I.P Coca Cola Can)
Wh-
Uhh-
*sigh again* xD
I don't know what I'm gonna do! I don't know where I'm gonna find a helmet at!
Heh Heh! Heh Heh, it's so crazy!'s
Hah Hah! Hah! Hoh!
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-
Heh Heh! I'm a Tony Gears Hawk!
Uh-, Hey there kid!
Ah! Stranger Danger!
No, no, no, I'm not a stranger, I mean I am but uh- I came over to tell you that I like your helmet.
What? Yeah.
$Thomas
Ahhh, I'm not a prostitute (tof?) mister, you take your weird shop somewhere else.
No-, No-, uh- I'm not- I'm not, tryna, no-, no-, I just wanna buy, your helmet from you.
Wha? I don't understand, mommy or daddy!
No, No!, don't call your mom, uh- you like soda?
Yeah.
I uh- gotta lot of soda at my house, if you can come back to my house.
Oooh, ok, haha! Ok, yeah!
Ngah -there you go, there's your soda.
My mommy says I'm not supposed to have soda cause the sugar makes me crazy!
Well, your momma doesn't now what she's talking about, sodas' good for you. Look-, Look-, try it.
Ok, heh. *Slurp* *Hi.*
R.I.P Cody Soda Coca Cola Can.
Uhh-, did you like it?
*Vibratiesntensely*^^>><<Kideo "Di-Did you like it?"
*THE RUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!* [Music]
C-c-calm down, calm down. Ok, ok can I buy that helmet from you now?'
Coda
*Mating Call*
[DED]
Uh-
Kid?
Uh-
Kid, are you okay?
Uh-, wa-, kid? Uh-, kid-, uh- hold. Hold on, hold on. He's not breathing!
Oh no! Uhh-, uh.
*manly orgasm*
*Jeffy panting from his almighty beat down*
*both pant*
Jeffy!
*pant*
Who's that daddy?
It's some kid, look-, look-, look-, he has your helmet.-!-,
*gasp* Hagh.
You found my helmet daddy?
Yeah-, yeah-, but the kid who has it, I think he's dead. I don't know what happened.
Dead?
Yeah, yeah I have him a soda and he started running around and screaming and then he just passed out and he's not breathing. I don't even know his name and I don't know who he is! (Cool is it Pains Breaking News)
*BREAKING NEWS* (okay)
Breaking news! M'kay, there is a children that has gone missing. He has probably been kidnapped. Let's go to the press conference.
*sobbs Hello everybody,* Hello everybody, yes. It's true, a child has gone missing. He is eight years old and his name in Patrick. He was skateboarding outside of his house when he was allegedly abducted.
If you find Patrick, please do not give him any sugar or soda because he has very bad ADHD and if you found him, please call 911.
Now, let's put up a picture of Patrick here.
Bam!
Ma babying! Somebody please save ma baby-!-fe-ef!
AHHH JEFFY!
Jeffy, okay!
Let's do CBI!
*thrust x2* Come on Jeffy, help me! *thrust x2*
*Smackerolly Pains*
I think he's dead daddy.
He's not dead Jeffy, lets do CPRIBI!
*rasberryblows*
*rasberry-blows*
*doorbell*
Ok Jeffy! Try to get him to breathe, try to get him to breathe!
*pant*
*blows xD* x2
Uh, Hello?
Peekaboo!
AHHHHH!!!!
Wow, I didn't think I got you that good.
Uhhhh... what are you doing here officer?
Oh. I'm looking for the missing kid, he was right across the street from you and uh-, he went missing earlier today. So I was just wondering if you've seen him.
Oh- s-seen that kid?
Yeah.
Uh-, naw I haven't seen 'em.
I-I haven't seen him.
Hey daddy, 'he's still', not breathing.
Uh-, Jeffy, why did you come downstairs Jeffy?
Uh-, uh who is not breathing?
Ma-muh-my-my Grandpa. He's not breathin',
Oh my god! Does you need help? Should I come in'?
No,no it's fine. He doesn't need to breathe.
Oh look daddy! It's a picture of your grandpa! I didn't know he was missing. Hey mister, he's upstairs.
Jeffy shut up! Shut up Jeffy!
What? I'm coming in. I don't know what's going on.
Uhh- ,duh, duh, duh, duh! It's Fine!
Alright! What's going on in there!?
What is that?
Oh these are grandpa's clothes.
Those look exactly like those clothes that the missing kid has in the picture!
Uh-, duh, duh, duh I bought those at the store. x2
Uh-, duh, duh, duh I bought those at the store. x3
No, no, no,no that 'kid', Ee? I've haven't seen that kiid.
*FREE-BALLING*
Heh heh. Heh heh, I'm an 'airplane',-! Heh hah hah!
I just think it's really suspicious that you have the exact same clothes as that missing kid.
*whimpering xD* xD
Chef, what are you lookin' at.
Me, me? What am I lookin at? I wasn't lookin' up there I was looking at your tie.
Really? You like it?
Yeah, who tied your tie?
Oh, I tied it myself.
You tied it yourself?
Yeah.
(gawrain)
Where'd you learn to tie your tie?
I learned how to tie ties in high school.
Yeah, we had a whole class on it.
Oh really?
*stickering*
Is- is it rain'?
No you're getting pissed on.
What?
*Pain*
*pain*
Did-did you just punch me in the face?
Yeah..
That took guts!
That took alot guts, not alot of people would have the guts to just punch a cops square in the face and I respect that.Yeah-yeah keep an out for that kid and-you have a good night.
*chuckling*
Geronimo!
Dahhhh!
*thud*
*Mad*
Kid, I thought you were dead!
No, i just passed out from all that sugar.
*breath*
How 'bout this you give me your helmet, you take your clothes and get out of here?
What will you trade me for my helmet?
Trade you f-for your helmet? I already gave you a soda!
Well, you gotta trade me something for my helmet.
Jeffy, what should i trade him for his helmet?
Uh-
How 'bout your hat daddy?
I'm not giving him my hat, Jeffy!
WHY?
What?
Anything I want?/?
Yeah, sure anything you want. What do you want.
I want some cookies and I want some sour candy and I want a ice cream cone and I want a Happy Meal and I want a Blue Eyes White Dragon and I want a Walmart's shopping cart.
A Walmart's shopping cart? Ya-huh! Yeah.
Ugh... why.
*Mating Called*
Ok-ok, so I got your a Happy Meal, I got you cookies, I got your sour candy, I got your Blue Eyes White Dragon and I got your ice-cream cone and your Walmart shopping cart.
*how many babies does he want?*
So can I please have that helmet?
Ok.
There you go.
Ugh....
Alright Jeffy, here's your helmet back!
*gasp*
Thanks daddy, got my helmet back now!
Yeah, so don't break this one.
Alright, so you can take all your stuff and you can leave, ok?
Ok mister!
*crackles*
Ok, so you got all your stuff. You should probably get home because your mom is worried about you.
Ok. Thanks for the stuff mister!
Your welcome.
*sigh*
Well Jeffy, today was a really weird day just please don't break your helmet again.
Uh, daddy? Why did grandpa forget his clothes?
He did forget his clothes...
*door bell*
Uh-, hold on that might be him, hold on.
Yeah hi uh- did I just see the missing kid walking out of your house naked pushing a shopping cart full of treats?
(stuttering)
(punch)
That took guts. That took even more guts to hit me a second time right if you were about to be arrested. Yeah, you have a good night.
This was subbed by Darkness Darkness, WilsonPerez3 and RJB!
Good night, folks!